A song for Tardigrades

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to be read with great enthusiasm by early 80’s rock band

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Tardigrade!
You are wet, but you are not a beeeeaaar
Tardigrade!
You are mossy, but you’re not a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Tardigrade!
And probably not a very good peeeeet
[drum solo]
Tardigrade!
You can live almost anywhere
Tardigrade!
Like volcanos and icebergs and even in spaaaaace
Tardigrade!
You got good grades ‘cause you were never tardyyyyy
Tardigrade!
You are half a millimeter at moooooost
Tardigrade!
And for you, I wrote a very short soooong
Tardigrade!
(the best animal)
Tardigrade!
(probably not a very good pet)
Tardigrade!
(has eight legs)
Tardigrade!
(cryptobiosis)
Tardigrade.