You are wrong. I’m generally open-minded about things like this, but there’s no way I could consider what you’re suggesting. I’m sure you would understand if you had thought about it at all, but you clearly haven’t, so I’ll explain myself.
1. The average pig is not nearly tall enough.
2. Where would you find that much helium?
3. How can you know for sure that it will rain on the 17th?
4. Why is this even a good idea?
If you can answer all of these questions satisfactorily, then I may reverse my position. Until then, I’m not helping.