Things that could be listed, but probably haven’t been

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Things that rugs do not do

Ways to cook a giraffe

Colors that you should not paint your shoes

Mountains that are taller than me

Mountains that are taller than you

The most useful dead languages

Distances to stand away from various things

Times of day that it is not

Reasons to envy a turnip

Gases that should not be inhaled

Histories most hypocritical dentists

Least pronounceable kinds of cheese

Ways to lose at frisbee golf

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