It is now 12:10 PM. Before I go to bed tonight, I plan to write a poem in Dutch. I do not know Dutch, but I think I can learn a few words by then.
I am posting this here so I cannot back out of it without being a lier, which I will not do.
Good luck, self.
edit: I’ve succeeded in learning just enough to do what I said I would! Poetic license is my excuse for horrific grammar.