A cautionary tale of some other family’s holiday party

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Stomach Ache microbe

Image by nickstone333 via Flickr

I’ve already forgotten
the mushrooms au gratin
and you’ve all remembered that

Nobody remembered
to wash out the blender
although you remembered the cat

Your cat just sits still
and gets fed by Fitz-Bill
who shouldn’t be wearing that hat

If he keeps feeding
and Myrtle keeps reading
his stomach may go ‘splat’

And none would be thankful for that.

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