Yesterday, we all mourned the post I was going to make when it failed to appear.
I will always remember that post and I hope it is sorry for what it did.
Conversely, the post planned for today would have ruined all our hours and I believe we should celebrate its absence.
Seriously, you would have hated it.
I was so determined to spare you from that post that I printed it and buried the page in a very deep hole, which is now on fire.
The awfulness it contains shall fuel the flames for a number of years, if not eternity.
Although I did not (and would not) ever publish this abomination, it is possible that I have been tainted by it and am causing great harm just by typing this right now.
If that is the case, please forgive me.
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