We are now on day two of my writing about words and I forgot something important. Why should you care what my favorite words are? I’m just some person from the Internet. For all you know, I am an amphibious green orangutan who happens to know how to to type. I will now answer this unasked question.
You should care what my favorite words are because my opinions are objectively true and these words are not everyone’s favorites only because most people are wrong. I’m not a god or anything, but I was a Communications major, so I know things like this.