The Chain Letter of Doom: Part Six: The Chain Letter of Walkies

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Pomeranian (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

It is unknown to this day why the unknowable forces of doom chose a location to stage their evil and delicious ritual in a location so close to the home of an aspiring doom-preventer. It definitely appeared in hindsight to be poor planning, although the forces of doom have not yet decided who’s fault this was. Chtorgvinektonug (formerly Archduke Eldwin Wollensak Ganache IX, AKA Cookie) had chosen that spot on the orders of a being so unknowable that even he couldn’t know who it was, except that it promised yummy dog-treats, walkies, and the power to rule the world if the ritual succeeded. What IS known is how he got there on April 4th.

Still is his wonderfully puppulent and non-omnipotent state, he had stood outside of Rika’s room and yipped nonstop until she came out and took out his leash.

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