Finally, this was it. I, the previously unstoppable shrimpsquatch king, Phlendenhembernog, would meet those that I had always known would eventually end my reign of secret unstoppability.
How they knew where to find me, I will never know. I have thus far ruled the universe so secretly that none of my subjects was aware of my rulership. This is the key to being unstoppable. Or so I thought.
And I sure 40,000 feet under the Arctic Ocean in the Naptime Dimension was a great hiding place. Who would ever think of diving to a depth so far below the ocean floor in this specific place and then going to sleep? Apparently, someone did.
- NEWS: Sea cucumbers benefit from bumper Arctic algae crop (nunatsiaqonline.ca)
- Naptime Problem Solver – Tips for parents of toddlers (babble.com)
- Thinning ice changes ecosystem in ‘New Arctic’ (science.nbcnews.com)