Hi! Thanks for letting me in. This will only take take a moment. My name is Brudleheith Blunchnock. Nock for short. I’m here to tell you about flags. You like flags, right? Flags are the best. That is why I sell them. I only sell things that are the best and I sell flags. You can do so many things with them! You can decorate your home. You can decorate the outside of your home. You can decorate something else. You can show pride in your country. You can show pride in some other country. You can show pride in whatever you want! You can alert passersby of almost anything. You can be a passerby and alert non passersby of almost anything. And many more uses! All because you have a flag! You want one, don’t you? I have several popular designs here or I can take your order for a custom flag of whatever you want. You want something right? Yes I know you live in a swamp. All my customers do. Flags and swamps go together spectastically. You agree, right? You say your neighbors don’t have flags? Well they should. You can be the first and show them the error of their non-flag having ways. They are the best. Still don’t believe me? I’ll tell you a story about one of my best customers. Flags changed his life. You don’t want to hear it? I’ll be back later then. Think about it. Think about flags.