Ratings of Things in my Apartment


Floor – It stops things from falling to lower floors. Parts of it are shiny. 8/10

Windows – They allow the looking at of stuff outside. Much more interesting than blank walls. Often dirty. 9/10

Blank Walls – They are kind of boring, but separate different areas from each other, which is important. 6/10

Decorated Walls – Nicer to look at and still usefully divide things. 8/10

Bed – A better place to sleep than most others. 7.2/10

Ceiling – Like the floor, but for the person above me. Except that this is the highest floor, so not really. Less shiny, but also blocks rain. 8/10

This will probably be continued.


Hypothetical Cuisine


Now that we have established the lack of wonderment and amazingness to be found in a Twinkie, I feel the need to find something better. Since I suspect that most existing foods already exist, I think I should make new foods. I will not actually prepare and serve them, since that would take away their essential mysteriosity. I will just name them and allow you, the reader, to do what you will. If what you will includes cooking them, tell me how it went and how it tasted.


Macadamia Mortuary Surprise

Fire-roasted Lemonade

Lemon/Lime/Lagomorph Loaf

Asparagus-chip cookies





Gluten-free Borff


Favorite Word #6: Gespenst


It occurred to me while typing this (about 6 seconds ago) that someone reading this might think I am making some sort of Top 10 list of words. I have nothing against ranking lists, but I do not make them. It is almost, but not quite the same as cannibalism in that way. I refrain from these activities for different reasons, but you get the idea.

Back on topic, today’s word is ‘gespenst.’ I mentioned in an earlier post that I am very limited in my Japanese language skills. In comparison, I am nearly 100% lacking in comprehension and usage of German. I would not be able to use ‘gespenst’ in a sentence, but I do know what it means: ghost.

Ghosts, as you surely know, are considerably more awesome than you and I. I should not need to explain why, so I won’t. The problem here is that the word ‘ghost’ sounds kind of dull. Say it in German though and everything is better. The ‘s’s, I think, sound more like ‘sh’s, which combined with other consonants sound better than most things. Correct me if I’m wrong on that.

I learned of this amazing word from a Japanese video game, in which it was the name for a type of giant pilot-able robot. It looks like this:

I doubt that you are interested, but if you want to know more about the strategy role playing game series it is from, you can click here.

For the rest of you (who probably don’t exist), have a day and enjoy something.

post coming soon


This post was coming soon, but now it isn’t.

We will all miss this post dearly because it could have been something.

What it could have been will now never be and what it became is this

How will the world be unlike what this post would have made it become?

How will you know this wasn’t my intention all along?

This may be the post I born to make today and the post that wasn’t was never meant to be.

Probably not though.

Why Does the Sun Shine? (The Sun Is a Mass of ...

Yesterday’s no-effort filler post was unexpectedly popular, so here’s this.


Crawdad Hern Noll is a small town in central Idaho. It is unknown how it got its name as it contains no crawdads, nolls, or herns. Even so, most residents are fiercely proud of the inexplicable label and all efforts to rename it are quickly voted down.

Larch Wonderland is a now-abandoned theme park in Raachushima, Japan. It was built in 1987 when larches were the hot tree that everyone had to climb and the park was an instant success. Unfortunately for it’s creators, the Norway Spruce mania of ’89 rendered Larch Wonderland passé and it was forced into bankruptcy. It is claimed by some to be haunted by a lost tourist who loved the trees so much that he forgot to eat, sleep, or find his way out.

Anarch Dell Drown is a kindergarten teacher in Crawdad Hern Noll, Idaho. She is 44 years old and enjoys gravy.

Cold Narwhal Nerd is the popular nickname of the alleged lost tourist who now wanders Larch Wonderland as a ghost. He is so named because as well as larches, he was said to be obsessed with narwhals and because Raachushima is covered in snow for five months of the year.

The Harn Lawn Coddler was an invention of Samuel B Harn, an esteemed landscaper from Rawmarsh, England. First produced in 1842, it was sold throughout the world for two decades before it was deemed too dangerous for proper lawn coddling and recalled. To this day, it is unknown what was wrong with it or even what it was originally intended to do. Historians speculate that it had something to do with larches.

No good ideas today

Siberian larch.

Image via Wikipedia

As you know, I was recently challenged by a glass of tap water to write something and post it here every day for the next 30 days. I’m not sure how long ago that was, but I agree that updating once a day is a good idea, so it doesn’t matter.

However, there are some days on which I have nothing interesting to say and this is one of them. Therefore, I’ve decided to post something uninteresting: a big list of anagrams of my name. It follows.

Handcar Rowndell
Candler Waldhorn
Chawdron Landler
Larch Wonderland
Chaddar Wren Noll
Crawdad Hern Noll
Handcar Dell Worn
Handcar Lewd Lorn
Handcar Weld Lorn
Handcar Wend Roll
Handcar Drew Noll
Handcar Doll Wren
Canard Dwell Horn
Canard Lend Whorl
Canard Dholl Wren
Canard Droll Hewn
Canard Droll When
Canard Lownd Lehr
Canard Lownd Herl
Canard Drown Hell
Canard Rownd Hell
Challa Nerd Drown
Challa Nerd Rownd
Challa Dern Drown
Challa Dern Rownd
Challa Rend Drown
Challa Rend Rownd
Challan Redd Worn
Challan Nerd Word
Challan Nerd Drow
Challan Dern Word
Challan Dern Drow
Challan Rend Word
Challan Rend Drow
Challan Wend Dorr
Chalan Nerd World
Chalan Dern World
Chalan Rend World
Anarch Dell Drown
Anarch Dell Rownd
Anarch Lend World
Anarch Wend Droll
Calla Drownd Hern
Callan Herd Drown
Callan Herd Rownd
Canal Drownd Lehr
Canal Drownd Herl
Carnal Held Drown
Carnal Held Rownd
Carnal Hend World
Carnal Herd Lownd
Adland Crown Lehr
Adland Crown Herl
Adrad Wrench Noll
Dharna Cell Drown
Dharna Cell Rownd
Dharna Corn Dwell
Dharna Crown Dell
Lawland Cred Horn
Lawland Cord Hern
Lawland Roch Nerd
Lawland Roch Dern
Lawland Roch Rend
Lawland Corn Herd
Aland Wrench Lord
Nada Wrench Droll
Randan Chord Well
Randan Crowd Hell
Randan Lech World
Randan Welch Lord
Randan Chew Droll
Randan Crew Dholl
Randan Roch Dwell
Warrand Cond Hell
Warrand Cell Hond
Warrand Loch Lend
Warrand Chon Dell
Warrand Coll Hend
Warrand Clon Held
Award Drench Noll
Hallan Cred Drown
Hallan Cred Rownd
Hallan Crowd Nerd
Hallan Crowd Dern
Hallan Crowd Rend
Hallan Crown Redd
Nallah Cred Drown
Nallah Cred Rownd
Nallah Crowd Nerd
Nallah Crowd Dern
Nallah Crowd Rend
Nallah Crown Redd
Narwhal Clod Nerd
Narwhal Clod Dern
Narwhal Clod Rend
Narwhal Cold Nerd
Narwhal Cold Dern
Narwhal Cold Rend
Narwhal Cord Lend
Narwhal Clon Redd
Nalla Drench Word
Nalla Drench Drow
Nalla Cher Drownd
Alan Drench World
Lana Drench World
Nala Drench World
Anal Drench World
Narwal Chord Lend
Alar Drench Lownd
Awarn Drench Doll
Cheddar Larn Lown
Cheddar Larn Nowl
Cheddar Lawn Lorn
Cheddar Warn Noll
Cheddar Rawn Noll
Candled Harl Worn
Cradled Harl Nown
Cradled Harn Lown
Cradled Harn Nowl
Cradled Hwan Lorn
Cradled Lawn Horn
Cladder Harl Nown
Cladder Harn Lown
Cladder Harn Nowl
Cladder Hwan Lorn
Cladder Lawn Horn
Danced Larn Whorl
Lanched Lard Worn
Lanched Darl Worn
Lanched Draw Lorn
Lanched Ward Lorn
Lanched Larn Word
Lanched Larn Drow
Lanched Lawn Dorr
Lanched Warn Lord
Lanched Rawn Lord
Chalder Land Worn
Chalder Lard Nown
Chalder Darl Nown
Chalder Rand Lown
Chalder Rand Nowl
Chalder Nard Lown
Chalder Nard Nowl
Chalder Darn Lown
Chalder Darn Nowl
Chalder Dawn Lorn
Chalder Wand Lorn
Chalder Larn Down
Endarch Lard Lown
Endarch Lard Nowl
Endarch Darl Lown
Endarch Darl Nowl
Endarch Awdl Lorn
Endarch Wald Lorn
Endarch Dawn Roll
Endarch Wand Roll
Endarch Draw Noll
Endarch Ward Noll
Endarch Larn Dowl
Endarch Larn Wold
Endarch Lawn Lord
Endarch Warn Doll
Endarch Rawn Doll
Ranched Lard Lown
Ranched Lard Nowl
Ranched Darl Lown
Ranched Darl Nowl
Ranched Awdl Lorn
Ranched Wald Lorn
Ranched Dawn Roll
Ranched Wand Roll
Ranched Draw Noll
Ranched Ward Noll
Ranched Larn Dowl
Ranched Larn Wold
Ranched Lawn Lord
Ranched Warn Doll
Ranched Rawn Doll
Arched Drawn Noll
Arched Larn Lownd
Chared Drawn Noll
Chared Larn Lownd
Echard Drawn Noll
Echard Larn Lownd
Charred Land Lown
Charred Land Nowl
Charred Dawn Noll
Charred Wand Noll
Called Drawn Horn
Called Harn Drown
Called Harn Rownd
Candle Drawl Horn
Candle Rand Whorl
Candle Nard Whorl
Candle Darn Whorl
Candle Harl Drown
Candle Harl Rownd
Candle Harn World
Lanced Drawl Horn
Lanced Rand Whorl
Lanced Nard Whorl
Lanced Darn Whorl
Lanced Harl Drown
Lanced Harl Rownd
Lanced Harn World
Candler Dhal Worn
Candler Dahl Worn
Candler Hard Lown
Candler Hard Nowl
Candler Awdl Horn
Candler Wald Horn
Candler Rand Howl
Candler Nard Howl
Candler Darn Howl
Candler Harl Down
Candler Harn Dowl
Candler Harn Wold
Candler Hwan Lord
Candler Larn Dhow
Candler Warn Hold
Candler Rawn Hold
Cradle Harn Lownd
Credal Harn Lownd
Reclad Harn Lownd
Cradler Dhal Nown
Cradler Dahl Nown
Cradler Hand Lown
Cradler Hand Nowl
Cradler Lawn Hond
Crawled Hand Lorn
Crawled Land Horn
Crawled Larn Hond
Canned Lard Whorl
Canned Darl Whorl
Canned Harl World
Cedarn Land Whorl
Cedarn Hall Drown
Cedarn Hall Rownd
Cedarn Harl Lownd
Cedarn Hwan Droll
Cedarn Warn Dholl
Cedarn Rawn Dholl
Narced Land Whorl
Narced Hall Drown
Narced Hall Rownd
Narced Harl Lownd
Narced Hwan Droll
Narced Warn Dholl
Narced Rawn Dholl
Craned Land Whorl
Craned Hall Drown
Craned Hall Rownd
Craned Harl Lownd
Craned Hwan Droll
Craned Warn Dholl
Craned Rawn Dholl
Ranced Land Whorl
Ranced Hall Drown
Ranced Hall Rownd
Ranced Harl Lownd
Ranced Hwan Droll
Ranced Warn Dholl
Ranced Rawn Dholl
Dancer Land Whorl
Dancer Hall Drown
Dancer Hall Rownd
Dancer Harl Lownd
Dancer Hwan Droll
Dancer Warn Dholl
Dancer Rawn Dholl
Nacred Land Whorl
Nacred Hall Drown
Nacred Hall Rownd
Nacred Harl Lownd
Nacred Hwan Droll
Nacred Warn Dholl
Nacred Rawn Dholl
Chad Landler Worn
Chad Redrawn Noll
Chad Drawl Ronnel
Chad Drawn Enroll
Chad Lanner World
Chad Wanner Droll
Dorlach Land Wren
Dorlach Larn Wend
Dorlach Lawn Nerd
Dorlach Lawn Dern
Dorlach Lawn Rend
Dorlach Warn Lend
Dorlach Rawn Lend
Chordal Land Wren
Chordal Larn Wend
Chordal Lawn Nerd
Chordal Lawn Dern
Chordal Lawn Rend
Chordal Warn Lend
Chordal Rawn Lend
Orchard Lawn Lend
Chard Ladler Nown
Chard Lander Lown
Chard Lander Nowl
Chard Reland Lown
Chard Reland Nowl
Chard Darnel Lown
Chard Darnel Nowl
Chard Aldern Lown
Chard Aldern Nowl
Chard Larned Lown
Chard Larned Nowl
Chard Enlard Lown
Chard Enlard Nowl
Chard Wandle Lorn
Chard Wanned Roll
Chard Warned Noll
Chard Warden Noll
Chard Dawner Noll
Chard Wander Noll
Chard Awdl Ronnel
Chard Wald Ronnel
Chard Randon Well
Chard Dawn Enroll
Chard Wand Enroll
Chard Lanner Dowl
Chard Lanner Wold
Chard Wannel Lord
Chard Renal Lownd
Chard Neral Lownd
Chard Learn Lownd
Chard Wanner Doll
Chard Larn Lowned
Chard Larn Dowlne
Chard Lawn Rondel
Chard Nonwar Dell
Clad Handler Worn
Collard Hand Wren
Collard Rand Hewn
Collard Rand When
Collard Nard Hewn
Collard Nard When
Collard Darn Hewn
Collard Darn When
Collard Dawn Hern
Collard Wand Hern
Collard Harn Wend
Collard Hwan Nerd
Collard Hwan Dern
Collard Hwan Rend
Collard Warn Hend
Collard Rawn Hend
Caldron Dhal Wren
Caldron Dahl Wren
Caldron Lard Hewn
Caldron Lard When
Caldron Darl Hewn
Caldron Darl When
Caldron Awdl Hern
Caldron Wald Hern
Caldron Dawn Lehr
Caldron Dawn Herl
Caldron Wand Lehr
Caldron Wand Herl
Caldron Harl Wend
Caldron Harn Lewd
Caldron Harn Weld
Caldron Lawn Herd
Caldron Warn Held
Caldron Rawn Held
Cardon Drawn Hell
Cardon Harn Dwell
Candor Drawn Hell
Candor Harn Dwell
Dacron Drawn Hell
Dacron Harn Dwell
Card Handler Lown
Card Handler Nowl
Card Ellwand Horn
Card Holland Wren
Card Lowland Hern
Card Wanner Dholl
Chela Larn Drownd
Leach Larn Drownd
Channel Lard Word
Channel Lard Drow
Channel Darl Word
Channel Darl Drow
Channel Awdl Dorr
Channel Wald Dorr
Channel Draw Lord
Channel Ward Lord
Charnel Drad Lown
Charnel Drad Nowl
Charnel Wadd Lorn
Charnel Dawd Lorn
Charnel Land Word
Charnel Land Drow
Charnel Lard Down
Charnel Darl Down
Charnel Rand Dowl
Charnel Rand Wold
Charnel Nard Dowl
Charnel Nard Wold
Charnel Darn Dowl
Charnel Darn Wold
Charnel Dawn Lord
Charnel Wand Lord
Charnel Larn Dowd
Larchen Drad Lown
Larchen Drad Nowl
Larchen Wadd Lorn
Larchen Dawd Lorn
Larchen Land Word
Larchen Land Drow
Larchen Lard Down
Larchen Darl Down
Larchen Rand Dowl
Larchen Rand Wold
Larchen Nard Dowl
Larchen Nard Wold
Larchen Darn Dowl
Larchen Darn Wold
Larchen Dawn Lord
Larchen Wand Lord
Larchen Larn Dowd
Nache Drawn Droll
Caneh Drawn Droll
Hance Drawn Droll
Channer Wadd Roll
Channer Dawd Roll
Channer Lard Dowl
Channer Lard Wold
Channer Darl Dowl
Channer Darl Wold
Channer Awdl Lord
Channer Wald Lord
Channer Draw Doll
Channer Ward Doll
Chenar Land World
Chenar Lard Lownd
Chenar Darl Lownd
Chenar Drawn Doll
Chenar Dawn Droll
Chenar Wand Droll
Enarch Land World
Enarch Lard Lownd
Enarch Darl Lownd
Enarch Drawn Doll
Enarch Dawn Droll
Enarch Wand Droll
Rancher Wadd Noll
Rancher Dawd Noll
Rancher Land Dowl
Rancher Land Wold
Rancher Dawn Doll
Rancher Wand Doll
Archer Land Lownd
Cella Harn Drownd
Caller Hand Drown
Caller Hand Rownd
Caller Drawn Hond
Cellar Hand Drown
Cellar Hand Rownd
Cellar Drawn Hond
Recall Hand Drown
Recall Hand Rownd
Recall Drawn Hond
Carrell Hand Down
Carrell Dawn Hond
Carrell Wand Hond
Ancle Harl Drownd
Lance Harl Drownd
Clean Harl Drownd
Cannel Drad Whorl
Cannel Hard World
Lancer Dhal Drown
Lancer Dhal Rownd
Lancer Dahl Drown
Lancer Dahl Rownd
Lancer Hand World
Lancer Hard Lownd
Lancer Drawl Hond
Lancer Drawn Hold
Rancel Dhal Drown
Rancel Dhal Rownd
Rancel Dahl Drown
Rancel Dahl Rownd
Rancel Hand World
Rancel Hard Lownd
Rancel Drawl Hond
Rancel Drawn Hold
Carrel Hand Lownd
Crawler Land Hond
Canner Dhal World
Canner Dahl World
Canner Drawl Hold
Canner Draw Dholl
Canner Ward Dholl
Crena Drawn Dholl
Crena Hall Drownd
Nacre Drawn Dholl
Nacre Hall Drownd
Caner Drawn Dholl
Caner Hall Drownd
Crane Drawn Dholl
Crane Hall Drownd
Rance Drawn Dholl
Rance Hall Drownd
Chal Dandler Worn
Chal Lander Drown
Chal Lander Rownd
Chal Reland Drown
Chal Reland Rownd
Chal Darnel Drown
Chal Darnel Rownd
Chal Aldern Drown
Chal Aldern Rownd
Chal Larned Drown
Chal Larned Rownd
Chal Enlard Drown
Chal Enlard Rownd
Chal Errand Lownd
Chal Darner Lownd
Chal Land Drowner
Chal Norland Drew
Chal Norward Lend
Chal Drawn Rondel
Chal Renal Drownd
Chal Neral Drownd
Chal Learn Drownd
Chal Larn Wondred
Chal Larn Drowned
Chal Larn Rownded
Cholla Drawn Nerd
Cholla Drawn Dern
Cholla Drawn Rend
Chloral Rand Wend
Chloral Nard Wend
Chloral Darn Wend
Chloral Dawn Nerd
Chloral Dawn Dern
Chloral Dawn Rend
Chloral Wand Nerd
Chloral Wand Dern
Chloral Wand Rend
Lanch Larded Worn
Lanch Ladder Worn
Lanch Raddle Worn
Lanch Darled Worn
Lanch Darred Lown
Lanch Darred Nowl
Lanch Radder Lown
Lanch Radder Nowl
Lanch Wadder Lorn
Lanch Warded Lorn
Lanch Lander Word
Lanch Lander Drow
Lanch Reland Word
Lanch Reland Drow
Lanch Darnel Word
Lanch Darnel Drow
Lanch Aldern Word
Lanch Aldern Drow
Lanch Larned Word
Lanch Larned Drow
Lanch Enlard Word
Lanch Enlard Drow
Lanch Wandle Dorr
Lanch Arled Drown
Lanch Arled Rownd
Lanch Lader Drown
Lanch Lader Rownd
Lanch Alder Drown
Lanch Alder Rownd
Lanch Larder Down
Lanch Dearn World
Lanch Redan World
Lanch Denar World
Lanch Errand Dowl
Lanch Errand Wold
Lanch Darner Dowl
Lanch Darner Wold
Lanch Warned Lord
Lanch Warden Lord
Lanch Dawner Lord
Lanch Wander Lord
Lanch Darer Lownd
Lanch Rared Lownd
Lanch Drear Lownd
Lanch Darre Lownd
Lanch Land Reword
Lanch Lardon Drew
Lanch Ladron Drew
Lanch Lard Wonder
Lanch Lard Downer
Lanch Darl Wonder
Lanch Darl Downer
Lanch Drawl Drone
Lanch Drawl Redon
Lanch Drawl Ronde
Lanch Awdl Droner
Lanch Wald Droner
Lanch Rand Weldor
Lanch Nard Weldor
Lanch Darn Weldor
Lanch Drawn Older
Lanch Drawn Drole
Lanch Dawn Droler
Lanch Wand Droler
Lanch Draw Rondel
Lanch Ward Rondel
Lanch Arle Drownd
Lanch Laer Drownd
Lanch Earl Drownd
Lanch Lare Drownd
Lanch Lear Drownd
Lanch Rale Drownd
Lanch Real Drownd
Lanch Larn Worded
Lanch Lawn Dorred
Lanch Warn Lorded
Lanch Rawn Lorded
Lochan Drawl Nerd
Lochan Drawl Dern
Lochan Drawl Rend
Choral Drawn Lend
Lorcha Drawn Lend
Larch Landed Worn
Larch Dandle Worn
Larch Larded Nown
Larch Ladder Nown
Larch Raddle Nown
Larch Darled Nown
Larch Dander Lown
Larch Dander Nowl
Larch Darned Lown
Larch Darned Nowl
Larch Randed Lown
Larch Randed Nowl
Larch Narded Lown
Larch Narded Nowl
Larch Dawned Lorn
Larch Wadd Ronnel
Larch Dawd Ronnel
Larch Eland Drown
Larch Eland Rownd
Larch Naled Drown
Larch Naled Rownd
Larch Lande Drown
Larch Lande Rownd
Larch Laden Drown
Larch Laden Rownd
Larch Lander Down
Larch Reland Down
Larch Darnel Down
Larch Aldern Down
Larch Larned Down
Larch Enlard Down
Larch Wanned Lord
Larch Dearn Lownd
Larch Redan Lownd
Larch Denar Lownd
Larch Land Wonder
Larch Land Downer
Larch Lardon Wend
Larch Ladron Wend
Larch Lard Wonned
Larch Darl Wonned
Larch Drawl Donne
Larch Drawl Onned
Larch Randon Lewd
Larch Randon Weld
Larch Onward Lend
Larch Rand Lowned
Larch Rand Dowlne
Larch Nard Lowned
Larch Nard Dowlne
Larch Darn Lowned
Larch Darn Dowlne
Larch Drawn Loden
Larch Drawn Olden
Larch Dawn Rondel
Larch Wand Rondel
Larch Neal Drownd
Larch Lean Drownd
Larch Elan Drownd
Larch Lane Drownd
Larch Lanner Dowd
Larch Larn Downed
Larch Lawn Droned
Larch Lawn Donder
Larch Lawn Nodder
Larch Warn Noddle
Larch Rawn Noddle
Nach Dawdler Lorn
Nach Waddler Lorn
Nach Drawled Lorn
Nach Landler Word
Nach Landler Drow
Nach Ellwand Dorr
Nach Ladler Drown
Nach Ladler Rownd
Nach Lander World
Nach Reland World
Nach Darnel World
Nach Aldern World
Nach Larned World
Nach Enlard World
Nach Larder Lownd
Nach Redrawn Doll
Nach Warned Droll
Nach Warden Droll
Nach Dawner Droll
Nach Wander Droll
Nach Warlord Lend
Nach Drawl Rondel
Nach Norward Dell
Nach Drawn Rolled
Nach Dawn Droller
Nach Wand Droller
Nach Larn Worlded
Nach Warn Drolled
Nach Rawn Drolled
Rancho Drawl Lend
Rancho Rand Dwell
Rancho Nard Dwell
Rancho Darn Dwell
Rancho Drawn Dell
Anchor Drawl Lend
Anchor Rand Dwell
Anchor Nard Dwell
Anchor Darn Dwell
Anchor Drawn Dell
Archon Drawl Lend
Archon Rand Dwell
Archon Nard Dwell
Archon Darn Dwell
Archon Drawn Dell
Ranch Ladled Worn
Ranch Larded Lown
Ranch Larded Nowl
Ranch Ladder Lown
Ranch Ladder Nowl
Ranch Raddle Lown
Ranch Raddle Nowl
Ranch Darled Lown
Ranch Darled Nowl
Ranch Waddle Lorn
Ranch Dawdle Lorn
Ranch Dawned Roll
Ranch Wadder Noll
Ranch Warded Noll
Ranch Wadd Enroll
Ranch Dawd Enroll
Ranch Dalle Drown
Ranch Dalle Rownd
Ranch Ladle Drown
Ranch Ladle Rownd
Ranch Ladler Down
Ranch Eland World
Ranch Naled World
Ranch Lande World
Ranch Laden World
Ranch Lander Dowl
Ranch Lander Wold
Ranch Reland Dowl
Ranch Reland Wold
Ranch Darnel Dowl
Ranch Darnel Wold
Ranch Aldern Dowl
Ranch Aldern Wold
Ranch Larned Dowl
Ranch Larned Wold
Ranch Enlard Dowl
Ranch Enlard Wold
Ranch Wandle Lord
Ranch Arled Lownd
Ranch Lader Lownd
Ranch Alder Lownd
Ranch Warned Doll
Ranch Warden Doll
Ranch Dawner Doll
Ranch Wander Doll
Ranch Waned Droll
Ranch Dawen Droll
Ranch Awned Droll
Ranch Dewan Droll
Ranch Dollar Wend
Ranch Land Weldor
Ranch Lardon Lewd
Ranch Lardon Weld
Ranch Ladron Lewd
Ranch Ladron Weld
Ranch Lard Lowned
Ranch Lard Dowlne
Ranch Darl Lowned
Ranch Darl Dowlne
Ranch Drawl Loden
Ranch Drawl Olden
Ranch Awdl Rondel
Ranch Wald Rondel
Ranch Adorn Dwell
Ranch Radon Dwell
Ranch Onward Dell
Ranch Dawn Rolled
Ranch Wand Rolled
Ranch Leal Drownd
Ranch Wall Droned
Ranch Wall Donder
Ranch Wall Nodder
Ranch Lawn Lorded
Ranch Warn Dolled
Ranch Rawn Dolled
Rach Dandler Lown
Rach Dandler Nowl
Rach Donnard Well
Rach Landler Down
Rach Lander Lownd
Rach Reland Lownd
Rach Darnel Lownd
Rach Aldern Lownd
Rach Larned Lownd
Rach Enlard Lownd
Rach Wanned Droll
Rach Lowland Nerd
Rach Lowland Dern
Rach Lowland Rend
Rach Norland Lewd
Rach Norland Weld
Rach Randon Dwell
Rach Wall Donnerd
Rach Wall Dendron
Rach Larn Lownded
Arch Dandler Lown
Arch Dandler Nowl
Arch Donnard Well
Arch Landler Down
Arch Lander Lownd
Arch Reland Lownd
Arch Darnel Lownd
Arch Aldern Lownd
Arch Larned Lownd
Arch Enlard Lownd
Arch Wanned Droll
Arch Lowland Nerd
Arch Lowland Dern
Arch Lowland Rend
Arch Norland Lewd
Arch Norland Weld
Arch Randon Dwell
Arch Wall Donnerd
Arch Wall Dendron
Arch Larn Lownded
Char Dandler Lown
Char Dandler Nowl
Char Donnard Well
Char Landler Down
Char Lander Lownd
Char Reland Lownd
Char Darnel Lownd
Char Aldern Lownd
Char Larned Lownd
Char Enlard Lownd
Char Wanned Droll
Char Lowland Nerd
Char Lowland Dern
Char Lowland Rend
Char Norland Lewd
Char Norland Weld
Char Randon Dwell
Char Wall Donnerd
Char Wall Dendron
Char Larn Lownded
Charr Ladled Nown
Charr Landed Lown
Charr Landed Nowl
Charr Dandle Lown
Charr Dandle Nowl
Charr Dawned Noll
Charr Eland Lownd
Charr Naled Lownd
Charr Lande Lownd
Charr Laden Lownd
Charr Wanned Doll
Charr Land Lowned
Charr Land Dowlne
Charr Donna Dwell
Charr Wall Donned
Charr Lawn Noddle
Chaw Dandler Lorn
Call Hander Drown
Call Hander Rownd
Call Harden Drown
Call Harden Rownd
Call Redrawn Hond
Call Hand Drowner
Call Norward Hend
Call Drawn Horned
Call Drawn Dehorn
Call Harn Wondred
Call Harn Drowned
Call Harn Rownded
Clonal Drawn Herd
Collar Drawn Hend
Clan Dawdler Horn
Clan Waddler Horn
Clan Drawled Horn
Clan Dander Whorl
Clan Darned Whorl
Clan Randed Whorl
Clan Narded Whorl
Clan Handler Word
Clan Handler Drow
Clan Herald Drown
Clan Herald Rownd
Clan Hareld Drown
Clan Hareld Rownd
Clan Harled Drown
Clan Harled Rownd
Clan Hander World
Clan Harden World
Clan Harder Lownd
Clan Drawler Hond
Clan Redrawn Hold
Clan Dhal Drowner
Clan Dahl Drowner
Clan Warlord Hend
Clan Drawl Horned
Clan Drawl Dehorn
Clan Norward Held
Clan Rand Whorled
Clan Nard Whorled
Clan Darn Whorled
Clan Drawn Holder
Clan Haler Drownd
Clan Harl Wondred
Clan Harl Drowned
Clan Harl Rownded
Clan Harn Worlded
Carl Handled Worn
Carl Handle Drown
Carl Handle Rownd
Carl Handler Down
Carl Hander Lownd
Carl Harden Lownd
Carl Drawn Hondle
Carl Drawn Holden
Carl Harn Lownded
Carl Warn Hondled
Carl Rawn Hondled
Crawl Hadden Lorn
Crawl Handed Lorn
Crawl Landed Horn
Crawl Dandle Horn
Crawl Lander Hond
Crawl Reland Hond
Crawl Darnel Hond
Crawl Aldern Hond
Crawl Larned Hond
Crawl Enlard Hond
Crawl Hand Rondel
Crawl Hadron Lend
Crawl Land Horned
Crawl Land Dehorn
Crawl Lardon Hend
Crawl Ladron Hend
Crawl Randon Held
Crawl Rand Hondle
Crawl Rand Holden
Crawl Nard Hondle
Crawl Nard Holden
Crawl Darn Hondle
Crawl Darn Holden
Crawl Harl Donned
Crawl Harn Noddle
Crawl Larn Hodden
Claw Dandler Horn
Claw Donnard Lehr
Claw Donnard Herl
Claw Norland Herd
Claw Harl Donnerd
Claw Harl Dendron
Cann Larded Whorl
Cann Ladder Whorl
Cann Raddle Whorl
Cann Darled Whorl
Cann Herald World
Cann Hareld World
Cann Harled World
Cann Drawler Hold
Cann Drawer Dholl
Cann Reward Dholl
Cann Warder Dholl
Cann Warred Dholl
Cann Redraw Dholl
Cann Warlord Held
Cann Lard Whorled
Cann Darl Whorled
Cann Drawl Holder
Cann Harl Worlded
Rancor Hand Dwell
Cran Landed Whorl
Cran Dandle Whorl
Cran Dandler Howl
Cran Handle World
Cran Handler Dowl
Cran Handler Wold
Cran Herald Lownd
Cran Hareld Lownd
Cran Harled Lownd
Cran Landler Dhow
Cran Warned Dholl
Cran Warden Dholl
Cran Dawner Dholl
Cran Wander Dholl
Cran Holland Drew
Cran Hadron Dwell
Cran Lowland Herd
Cran Land Whorled
Cran Drawl Hondle
Cran Drawl Holden
Cran Hall Wondred
Cran Hall Drowned
Cran Hall Rownded
Cran Harl Lownded
Cran Hwan Drolled
Narc Landed Whorl
Narc Dandle Whorl
Narc Dandler Howl
Narc Handle World
Narc Handler Dowl
Narc Handler Wold
Narc Herald Lownd
Narc Hareld Lownd
Narc Harled Lownd
Narc Landler Dhow
Narc Warned Dholl
Narc Warden Dholl
Narc Dawner Dholl
Narc Wander Dholl
Narc Holland Drew
Narc Hadron Dwell
Narc Lowland Herd
Narc Land Whorled
Narc Drawl Hondle
Narc Drawl Holden
Narc Hall Wondred
Narc Hall Drowned
Narc Hall Rownded
Narc Harl Lownded
Narc Hwan Drolled
Carn Landed Whorl
Carn Dandle Whorl
Carn Dandler Howl
Carn Handle World
Carn Handler Dowl
Carn Handler Wold
Carn Herald Lownd
Carn Hareld Lownd
Carn Harled Lownd
Carn Landler Dhow
Carn Warned Dholl
Carn Warden Dholl
Carn Dawner Dholl
Carn Wander Dholl
Carn Holland Drew
Carn Hadron Dwell
Carn Lowland Herd
Carn Land Whorled
Carn Drawl Hondle
Carn Drawl Holden
Carn Hall Wondred
Carn Hall Drowned
Carn Hall Rownded
Carn Harl Lownded
Carn Hwan Drolled
Carr Handled Lown
Carr Handled Nowl
Carr Handle Lownd
Carr Ellwand Hond
Carr Wanned Dholl
Carr Holland Wend
Carr Lowland Hend
Carr Lawn Hondled
Craw Handled Lorn
Craw Donnard Hell
Craw Landler Hond
Craw Holland Nerd
Craw Holland Dern
Craw Holland Rend
Craw Norland Held
Craw Hall Donnerd
Craw Hall Dendron
Craw Larn Hondled
Daledh Larn Crown
Handled Larn Crow
Ladled Harn Crown
Landed Harl Crown
Dandle Harl Crown
Dandler Harn Clow
Dandler Harn Cowl
Dandler Larn Chow
Dandler Lawn Roch
Dandler Warn Loch
Dandler Rawn Loch
Larded Harn Clown
Ladder Harn Clown
Raddle Harn Clown
Darled Harn Clown
Dawdler Harl Conn
Dawdler Harn Clon
Dawdler Larn Chon
Waddler Harl Conn
Waddler Harn Clon
Waddler Larn Chon
Drawled Harl Conn
Drawled Harn Clon
Drawled Larn Chon
Dander Hall Crown
Dander Harl Clown
Darned Hall Crown
Darned Harl Clown
Randed Hall Crown
Randed Harl Clown
Narded Hall Crown
Narded Harl Clown
Donnard Hall Crew
Donnard Harl Clew
Donnard Wall Cher
Drad Llano Wrench
Handle Lard Crown
Handle Darl Crown
Handle Drawl Corn
Handle Larn Crowd
Handler Land Crow
Handler Awdl Corn
Handler Wald Corn
Handler Rand Clow
Handler Rand Cowl
Handler Nard Clow
Handler Nard Cowl
Handler Darn Clow
Handler Darn Cowl
Handler Draw Clon
Handler Ward Clon
Handler Lawn Cord
Handler Warn Clod
Handler Warn Cold
Handler Rawn Clod
Handler Rawn Cold
Herald Land Crown
Herald Drawl Conn
Herald Rand Clown
Herald Nard Clown
Herald Darn Clown
Herald Drawn Clon
Hareld Land Crown
Hareld Drawl Conn
Hareld Rand Clown
Hareld Nard Clown
Hareld Darn Clown
Hareld Drawn Clon
Harled Land Crown
Harled Drawl Conn
Harled Rand Clown
Harled Nard Clown
Harled Darn Clown
Harled Drawn Clon
Hander Lard Clown
Hander Darl Clown
Hander Drawl Clon
Hander Drawn Coll
Harden Lard Clown
Harden Darl Clown
Harden Drawl Clon
Harden Drawn Coll
Harder Land Clown
Landler Hand Crow
Landler Rand Chow
Landler Nard Chow
Landler Darn Chow
Landler Dawn Roch
Landler Wand Roch
Landler Draw Chon
Landler Ward Chon
Landler Hwan Cord
Ellwand Hard Corn
Ellwand Rand Roch
Ellwand Nard Roch
Ellwand Darn Roch
Ellwand Harn Cord
Ladler Hand Crown
Ladler Drawn Chon
Lander Dhal Crown
Lander Dahl Crown
Lander Hard Clown
Lander Drawl Chon
Lander Drawn Loch
Lander Lawn Chord
Reland Dhal Crown
Reland Dahl Crown
Reland Hard Clown
Reland Drawl Chon
Reland Drawn Loch
Reland Lawn Chord
Darnel Dhal Crown
Darnel Dahl Crown
Darnel Hard Clown
Darnel Drawl Chon
Darnel Drawn Loch
Darnel Lawn Chord
Aldern Dhal Crown
Aldern Dahl Crown
Aldern Hard Clown
Aldern Drawl Chon
Aldern Drawn Loch
Aldern Lawn Chord
Larned Dhal Crown
Larned Dahl Crown
Larned Hard Clown
Larned Drawl Chon
Larned Drawn Loch
Larned Lawn Chord
Enlard Dhal Crown
Enlard Dahl Crown
Enlard Hard Clown
Enlard Drawl Chon
Enlard Drawn Loch
Enlard Lawn Chord
Wandle Larn Chord
Larder Hand Clown
Drawler Dhal Conn
Drawler Dahl Conn
Drawler Hand Clon
Drawler Land Chon
Errand Dhal Clown
Errand Dahl Clown
Darner Dhal Clown
Darner Dahl Clown
Redrawn Dhal Clon
Redrawn Dahl Clon
Redrawn Hand Coll
Redrawn Land Loch
Redrawn Hall Cond
Dhal Land Crowner
Dhal Land Recrown
Dhal Norland Crew
Dhal Drawl Conner
Dhal Drawn Cornel
Dhal Drawn Cloner
Dhal Lanner Crowd
Dhal Larn Decrown
Dhal Larn Crowned
Dahl Land Crowner
Dahl Land Recrown
Dahl Norland Crew
Dahl Drawl Conner
Dahl Drawn Cornel
Dahl Drawn Cloner
Dahl Lanner Crowd
Dahl Larn Decrown
Dahl Larn Crowned
Holland Rand Crew
Holland Nard Crew
Holland Darn Crew
Holland Warn Cred
Holland Rawn Cred
Hand Drawl Cornel
Hand Drawl Cloner
Hand Norward Cell
Hand Larn Clowder
Hadron Drawn Cell
Hard Norland Clew
Hard Larn Clowned
Lowland Rand Cher
Lowland Nard Cher
Lowland Darn Cher
Lowland Harn Cred
Aldol Rand Wrench
Aldol Nard Wrench
Aldol Darn Wrench
Aldol Warn Drench
Aldol Rawn Drench
Allod Rand Wrench
Allod Nard Wrench
Allod Darn Wrench
Allod Warn Drench
Allod Rawn Drench
Dollar Rand Wench
Dollar Nard Wench
Dollar Darn Wench
Land Norward Lech
Land Drawn Choler
Land Drawn Orchel
Land Harl Decrown
Land Harl Crowned
Land Harn Clowder
Land Larn Cowherd
Land Larn Chowder
Norland Lard Chew
Norland Darl Chew
Norland Awdl Cher
Norland Wald Cher
Norland Draw Lech
Norland Ward Lech
Nodal Lard Wrench
Nodal Darl Wrench
Lardon Lard Wench
Lardon Darl Wench
Lardon Rand Welch
Lardon Nard Welch
Lardon Darn Welch
Lardon Drawn Lech
Ladron Lard Wench
Ladron Darl Wench
Ladron Rand Welch
Ladron Nard Welch
Ladron Darn Welch
Ladron Drawn Lech
Woald Larn Drench
Lard Randon Welch
Lard Drawn Nochel
Lard Wannel Chord
Lard Harn Clowned
Lard Lowan Drench
Lard Lawn Chondre
Darl Randon Welch
Darl Drawn Nochel
Darl Wannel Chord
Darl Harn Clowned
Darl Lowan Drench
Darl Lawn Chondre
Drawl Randon Lech
Drawl Rand Nochel
Drawl Nard Nochel
Drawl Darn Nochel
Drawl Harl Conned
Drawl Harn Cloned
Drawl Loan Drench
Awdl Lanner Chord
Awdl Loran Drench
Awdl Larn Chondre
Wald Lanner Chord
Wald Loran Drench
Wald Larn Chondre
Adorn Wall Drench
Radon Wall Drench
Rand Enwall Chord
Rand Hall Decrown
Rand Hall Crowned
Rand Harl Clowned
Rand Allow Drench
Rand Wall Chondre
Nard Enwall Chord
Nard Hall Decrown
Nard Hall Crowned
Nard Harl Clowned
Nard Allow Drench
Nard Wall Chondre
Darn Enwall Chord
Darn Hall Decrown
Darn Hall Crowned
Darn Harl Clowned
Darn Allow Drench
Darn Wall Chondre
Drawn Hall Conder
Drawn Hall Corned
Drawn Harl Cloned
Drawn Harn Colled
Drawn Olla Drench
Dawn Loral Drench
Wand Loral Drench
Draw Llano Drench
Ward Llano Drench
Harn Lawn Coddler
Hwan Larn Coddler

Words I hope will become widely used eventually


Inscreptible:  It means whatever you want it to, according to the context.

Porkulent:  Corpulent and porky.  Apparently I am not the first to use this, but it’s such a great word that I would like to join it’s cause.

Dampth:  The degree to which something is damp and/or deep.

Warmblegrast:  Something you dislike.  Like a ‘thingy’ or ‘whatsisname’, but always negative.

Spleenblindingly:  Really, really [something].  Replaces ‘awesomely’, ‘enormously’, or other things that mean spleenblindingly.

Flanminder:  A person with the intelligence of a caramel custard.  May or may not also be an inscreptibly porkulent warmblegrast, but at great risk for becoming one.

Now, go use these words in conversation and report back by Monday.