Another Site by Me Now Exists

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Go to ceilingsyoushouldsee.com if you want to see ceilings. And of course, you do want to see ceilings. They are ceilings, so why wouldn’t you?
This will continue to be the best place to find my writings. There will be more of those when I write them.

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A song for Tardigrades

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to be read with great enthusiasm by early 80’s rock band

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Tardigrade!
You are wet, but you are not a beeeeaaar
Tardigrade!
You are mossy, but you’re not a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig
Tardigrade!
And probably not a very good peeeeet
[drum solo]
Tardigrade!
You can live almost anywhere
Tardigrade!
Like volcanos and icebergs and even in spaaaaace
Tardigrade!
You got good grades ‘cause you were never tardyyyyy
Tardigrade!
You are half a millimeter at moooooost
Tardigrade!
And for you, I wrote a very short soooong
Tardigrade!
(the best animal)
Tardigrade!
(probably not a very good pet)
Tardigrade!
(has eight legs)
Tardigrade!
(cryptobiosis)
Tardigrade.

Ratings of Things in my Apartment 2

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Door – Without it, no one could ever enter or leave. Furthermore, it keeps out the man-eating bear that might be waiting in the hallway. 10/10

Chairs – They give people somewhere to sit. People like sitting, so I am glad they exist. One is less comfortable. 8/10

Lamps – They let me see when the sun is gone, which is good. Sometimes, bulbs burn out and are hard to replace. 6/10