Massachusetts (A song for two puppets)

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Monotone speaking puppet:
Massachusetts is a state that there are not many songs about. So here is a song about Massachusetts.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
It is a state!
It is massive! And sets what it chews!
On the east coast!
Of North America!
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Yeahhhhh!
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Massachusetts!
Has lots of people!
They all live in it!
And some are puppets!
We live here too
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Yeahhhh!!
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Monotone speaking puppet:
The weather is really unpredictable and there’s nothing to do outside the city unless you like sports and beaches. And eating clams.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
There are beaches!
And lots of sports!
It’s wicked awesome!
We just eat clams! Delicious clams!
Yeahhhh!
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All:
Massachusetts

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

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adoring baboons

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

They bake and boil beans

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

They’re usually not green

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

And rarely ever seen

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

They hide in the latrine.

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

They bounce beyond the beach

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

They are always just out of reach

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

You must bury them in bleach

Britain’s Bizarre Baboons

You bloody can’t; they’re out of reach.

 

http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2012/01/britains-bizarre-baboons/