The Best Song Written about Cat Food This Month So Far by Anyone


Capital letters mean emphasis; more letters mean longer sound

Caaat FOOD
Is a food for cats
And they eat this FOOD
Although it’s not rats

Caaat FOOD
is eaten by cats
And they won’t say thanks
‘Cause cats don’t do that

caaat FOOOOD!

It’s just long enough a cat food commercial


Ice cream is a feeling: terror


I learned of this from Boingboing yesterday and it will haunt me forever.


I think this is amazing and genius and never want to watch it or eat ice cream ever again.