The Tomatoey Sphere

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The Tomatoey Sphere will only appear

to those who fear tomatoes

it’s red and it floats and it’s mostly clear

and it wishes the salad was you

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Cheese waits for no one.

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Not many are as fast as cheese, but be ever unafraid to pretend to be.

Cheese will always outrun you, but can in some cases be tricked into slowing down.

If you succeed, make a sandwich.

Leicester Cheese 1 (Piotr Kuczynski)

Leicester Cheese 1 (Piotr Kuczynski) (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

McStrunchley’s Revenge (read aloud in spooky voice)

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the superglue incident (day 263)

Image by jspad via Flickr

He was reborn as a tube a glue

McStrunchley

How glue is born, I haven’t a clue

McStrunchley

I could make something up, but it wouldn’t be true

McStrunchley

He sticks things together, both old and new

McStrunchley

If you are a thing, he’ll stick something to you!

McStrunchley