Aftersocks: 2.5: In which a long nap is completed

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Sleeper

Sleeper (Photo credit: 21limited)

When I awoke, I observed that my shoes were untied and were dusty with unrain. Unrain is not dust, but dust often accompanies it, as apparently had occurred while I slept. It must have been a very deep sleep for me not to have noticed the unrain and I cannot guess how long I was out. Long enough that I felt refreshed and ready to keep going.
I tied my shoes (I wonder how they got untied) and checked my supplies. There was nothing edible left for either me or my donkey, unless of course, I decided to eat Thrumplestance herself. I would not consider that option until it became absolutely necessary and decrouched it from my mind.
And so, we again began walking through the thick air. I followed the vague figure, who hopefully was still East of where I had started and standing still. Why he was standing still would be apparent soon.

EAT THIS SHOE (generic Eurobeat song)

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Français : Photo d'une chaussure de sport. Le ...

Français : Photo d'une chaussure de sport. Le logo à été gommé. English: Photograph of a sport shoe. The logo have been removed. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

[Everybody shake your mind
Everybody whine!
Everybody SIT DOWN and
EAT THIS SHOE!

Everybody fall asleep
Everybody weep!
Everybody GO OUTSIDE and
EAT THIS SHOE!] x5

rap interlude:
When you have a shoe
and you don’t know what to do
do you put it on your feet?
No! you cook it to this beat

YES!

::ferociously happy synthesizer loop:: x4

NO!

[Everybody gargle brine
Everybody juggle swine
Everybody stand in line
Find more words that almost rhyme] x2

[Everybody shake your mind
Everybody whine!
Everybody SIT DOWN and
EAT THIS SHOE!

Everybody fall asleep
Everybody beep!
Everybody GO OUTSIDE and
EAT THIS SHOE!] x5

songwriter’s note: This is what this style sounds like.

Things that could be listed, but probably haven’t been

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Teppich576Knoten

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Things that rugs do not do

Ways to cook a giraffe

Colors that you should not paint your shoes

Mountains that are taller than me

Mountains that are taller than you

The most useful dead languages

Distances to stand away from various things

Times of day that it is not

Reasons to envy a turnip

Gases that should not be inhaled

Histories most hypocritical dentists

Least pronounceable kinds of cheese

Ways to lose at frisbee golf