banjo or ukelele accompaniment recommended, but optional
If I were a haberdasher
I would dash habers
and those habers would be dashed
If I were a haberdasher dasher
I would dash haberdashers
and those haberdashers would be be dashed
– [repeat until bored, adding 1 “dasher” where appropriate with each repetition]
I’ve decided that I’m probably not actually losing my mind. It was a result of thinking too much about what to write here and not doing enough other activities. I am now happily distracted from my problems and everything is OK.
I have seen the mouse that has been entering my apartment and keeping me awake while causing strangely little physical damage. It is not invisible; just very small. I have named it Sturbwin, which is a stupid name that I will never use for anything else.
I made the decision the other day that I would not write here about myself anymore. That is no longer the case and this post is about me.
I do not want to jump to conclusions, but I think I might be either losing my mind or gaining a better one. I would choose the latter option if I have a choice. Do I? Thanks.
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I think my existence will be somewhat normalized in the next few days. I know it’s normal enough to be stressed, enragitated, sad, or otherwise messed up during the holidays. It’s never happened to me before, but maybe now is the time to start.
Many insane/wise people around the world think this year will bring great changes and going crazy is a great change, so I’ll take it. I think that will be my New Year’s Resolution.