Massachusetts (A song for two puppets)

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Monotone speaking puppet:
Massachusetts is a state that there are not many songs about. So here is a song about Massachusetts.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
It is a state!
It is massive! And sets what it chews!
On the east coast!
Of North America!
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Yeahhhhh!
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Massachusetts!
Has lots of people!
They all live in it!
And some are puppets!
We live here too
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Yeahhhh!!
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Monotone speaking puppet:
The weather is really unpredictable and there’s nothing to do outside the city unless you like sports and beaches. And eating clams.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
There are beaches!
And lots of sports!
It’s wicked awesome!
We just eat clams! Delicious clams!
Yeahhhh!
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All:
Massachusetts
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October 2, 1992 by D. Strange (submitted by R)

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People’s property given to criminals,

The best economic plan.

Happiness is not guaranteed.

Reports show continued weakness.

A summer camp for sheep

Pumpkins and gourds take precedence,

The smell of skunk penetrates your dream.

I do not know D. Strange, but apparently, he/she makes poems  from cut-up and rearranged newspaper excerpts. I like this idea and will try to copy it here soon.