My plan for the rest of today: Learn Dutch.

It is now 12:10 PM.  Before I go to bed tonight, I plan to write a poem in Dutch.  I do not know Dutch, but I think I can learn a few words by then.

I am posting this here so I cannot back out of it without being a lier, which I will not do.

Good luck, self.

edit:  I’ve succeeded in learning just enough to do what I said I would!  Poetic license is my excuse for horrific grammar.