Massachusetts (A song for two puppets)

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Monotone speaking puppet:
Massachusetts is a state that there are not many songs about. So here is a song about Massachusetts.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
It is a state!
It is massive! And sets what it chews!
On the east coast!
Of North America!
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Yeahhhhh!
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Massachusetts!
Has lots of people!
They all live in it!
And some are puppets!
We live here too
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Yeahhhh!!
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Monotone speaking puppet:
The weather is really unpredictable and there’s nothing to do outside the city unless you like sports and beaches. And eating clams.
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Super enthusiastic loud yelling/singing puppet:
Massachusetts!
There are beaches!
And lots of sports!
It’s wicked awesome!
We just eat clams! Delicious clams!
Yeahhhh!
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All:
Massachusetts
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Happy New Years’ Eve

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Boston Winter View

Image by Nietnagel via Flickr

I have not been feeling like a person who is happy about the new year lately. Relatively speaking, I probably don’t have much to complain about, but I am complaining anyway. It is my hope that making a post as unoriginal as this one will somehow make me feel better. I will do my best to continue only using overused words and ideas until it is over. If you cannot find this post or a post very much like it on some other blog, I will refund your entrance fee in full. I don’t have an entrance fee, but I probably will tomorrow, so prepare to pay it and get it back again then.

I think I need a new sky. This one is cold or wet and sometimes both.

Bye for now. Journal-esque posts shall not return any time soon.