The Best Song Written about Cat Food This Month So Far by Anyone

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Capital letters mean emphasis; more letters mean longer sound

Caaat FOOD
Is a food for cats
And they eat this FOOD
Although it’s not rats

Caaat FOOD
is eaten by cats
And they won’t say thanks
‘Cause cats don’t do that

caaat FOOOOD!

It’s just long enough a cat food commercial

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EAT THIS SHOE (generic Eurobeat song)

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Français : Photo d'une chaussure de sport. Le ...

Français : Photo d'une chaussure de sport. Le logo à été gommé. English: Photograph of a sport shoe. The logo have been removed. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

[Everybody shake your mind
Everybody whine!
Everybody SIT DOWN and
EAT THIS SHOE!

Everybody fall asleep
Everybody weep!
Everybody GO OUTSIDE and
EAT THIS SHOE!] x5

rap interlude:
When you have a shoe
and you don’t know what to do
do you put it on your feet?
No! you cook it to this beat

YES!

::ferociously happy synthesizer loop:: x4

NO!

[Everybody gargle brine
Everybody juggle swine
Everybody stand in line
Find more words that almost rhyme] x2

[Everybody shake your mind
Everybody whine!
Everybody SIT DOWN and
EAT THIS SHOE!

Everybody fall asleep
Everybody beep!
Everybody GO OUTSIDE and
EAT THIS SHOE!] x5

songwriter’s note: This is what this style sounds like.