banjo or ukelele accompaniment recommended, but optional
If I were a haberdasher
I would dash habers
and those habers would be dashed
If I were a haberdasher dasher
I would dash haberdashers
and those haberdashers would be be dashed
[repeat until bored, adding 1 “dasher” where appropriate with each repetition]
I need to write something and so I’m writing something, but I haven’t slept well recently and my brain is lacking in things to write about other than that and that is a boring thing that I don’t want to write about, but here I am doing that and this sentence is getting long so I will end it. Excuses are bad and this post is one of them, which is why I dislike this post.
On second thought, I think I liked you better with three lines
they say what they need to say more efficiently
Four lines are fine too, but not necessary.
don’t you think so, page?
Really though, three lines isn’t much;
a page like you could contain quite a bit more than that
and it would be an improvement
even if those extra lines don’t have much substance to them
But then what’s the point?
Page, please stop being blank
OK. That is somewhat better.
As you may have noticed if you are a regular reader (imaginary or otherwise), I have not been writing much lately. I write when I have good ideas, and I have not had good ideas lately (and not written them).
I have decided to use this unfortunate situation to overcome itself. I will now start writing about my worst ideas: the ideas I think of and then decide to forget. This plan is likely the worst of all my ideas and I’m sure I will regret planning it.