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The Legend of Shreena the Shrimp Wizard – part 1
StandardFire shrimp are so named because they are red and so is fire. They are also sometimes called blood shrimp for the same reason. Telling you this was probably unnecessary because you already know that shrimp and fire have nothing to do with each other. This is just common sense and is generally true. Also true is the fact that common sense is sometimes wrong. Such was the case with Shreena the Shrimp Wizard.
Shreena was born 400 shrimp-years ago in Switzerland, under a rock. She hatched from her egg along with some number of siblings, though unfortunately, shrimp historians cannot count and no one knows what that number was. What is known is that none of them had names as was the tradition in that fire shrimp family. Shreena would later name herself, but that part of the story comes later.
Tea Time on Mars
StandardI sit on a wall of boiling leather
and wonder what this roiling weather
means for apple kicking hour
under the tall and ticking tower
that isn’t even a clock.
It’s finally time for the fishes to sink
they’ve had too many knishes to drink
and their buoyancy runs low
regardless of the snow
I can’t see them from the dock.
Terrible Terrence the Talking Tern
StandardTerrible Terrence the talking tern
yearned for more codfish than he could earn
what made him terrible? That, you’ll soon learn
Terrible Terrence the talking tern
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Terrible Terrence the talking tern
Wished he could make the ocean burn
When did he talk? That, you’ll soon learn
Terrible Terrence the talking tern
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Terrible Terrence the talking tern
said “This is over, so let’s adjourn”
Was he really a tern? That, you’ll never learn
Terrible Terrence the talking tern