beans
Een
StandardNormorine had quite a few spleens
in a big box, next to various creams
He washed his pet fish (its name was Trish)
and boiled a pot of beans
Yumbleston Bleen had a terrible dream
in which Normorine had taken his spleen
When he awoke, he knew the dream misspoke
and boiled a pot of beans
The Chain Letter of Doom: Part Seven: The Chain Letter of Cheer
StandardElodie skips cheerfully across the street to the location in the email. She stops and surveys her surroundings to confirm that yes, it is a river. She can tell this because it is full of flowing water and that water is very wet. This is completely expected and not evidence of an apocalypse of any kind, so she sniffs the air. Toffee and fear. Also dog. It must be the right place after all.
Between where she stands and the river are 13 of her schoolmates, buried neck-deep in pudding-filled pits. She recognizes Rika, Staniford, Gil, Drusilla, Barth, Shelly, and a bunch of vaguely familiar faces she doesn’t know the names of. One of those pits has no person inside. It must be hers.
The source of the dog-smell is napping on a somehow-solid cloud about four feet over the heads of the pudding pits. It has become a thing much less puppulent than its smell. It looks simultaneously exactly like a wildebeest, a giant squid, a school bus, a badger, and a hurricane. To Elodie, a great relief.
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Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
StandardBritain’s Bizarre Baboons
They bake and boil beans
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
They’re usually not green
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
And rarely ever seen
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
They hide in the latrine.
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Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
They bounce beyond the beach
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
They are always just out of reach
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
You must bury them in bleach
Britain’s Bizarre Baboons
You bloody can’t; they’re out of reach.
http://mysteriousuniverse.org/2012/01/britains-bizarre-baboons/